You need a password to access the members pages.
Obviously the password is always 'Gloria' so type in your name and password - if you think you are Brad or may be on the committee, you should be directed to the committee page. If you are an ordinary person you will be directed to somewhere just outside Porthmadoc. If this computer doesn't recognise you at all she will tell you so. The News Page password is not 'Gloria' If you don't know the password then you're not allowed to mess with our news or you haven't asked for permission yet or you're too stupid to remember how to do it. Contact the Committee (if you know who they are) for the news password.

Members-Only Area!
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